floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

  • Eleanor: *catches the bouquet*
  • Louis: NO
  • Louis: NO
  • Louis: NO
  • crystuls:

    perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

    ittybird:

    plaidshirtsandheadscarves:

    whatiwishicould:

    WHAT HAS THIS WEEK EVEN BEEN

    This had been the break of all breaks. It will be the break that breaks us all. Years from now you will hear 1D fans say “Do you remember that one break?”

    image

    virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

    hjoran:

    lesb1dn:

    fagweed:

    FUCK ONE DIRECTION

    IM TRYING

    4 YEARS TRYING

    grimmydarling:

    "do you remember that one time when 1d—"

    yes. i remember.

    everything.